Get your vaporware template now, with all you need to not-launch a not-product: a label saying it's "almost done," a stock photo of a Mac and Moleskine, a link to a "privacy policy" that doesn't do anything—and wait, there's more!

I would like to see a hackernews statistic that correlates "upvoted" and "clicked on article". Who upvotes these articles?! As you said, the links aren't even working...

Or, are those upvotes targeted at the idea?

Provably false statement. Not even close to being the first.

Qminer [1] has been around for years ;)

(disclaimer, I've contributed to it)

[1] http://qminer.ijs.si/

The title is misleading, larger databases already have text analytics.

Indeed, and you even know what kind of analytics they do/allow.

> No more dealing with SQL or other finnicky languages. Everyone's happy when your developers are happy.

SQL a 'finnicky language'? Are you for real? Jesus.

Will this be OSS? It's not clear from the website.

Not fan of the vaporware landing page trend.