Who will do what? Commiserate with you over the phone. I'd get a butterfly net or a paintball gun, take the thing out, and dump it in the trash compactor. Who's going to come demanding the thing? What can they say? "When I was flying my gadget illegally in your airspace, you damaged it!" to which you reply "Lets go down to the station and work this out".
I'm pretty sure the police will come by if you call them, that's their job. There may be the chance that they're all busy dealing with more important things, but they will come, if only to come and take a police report.
