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Don't take this seriously, but here is what I imagined happened:

Sam/OpenAI, Google, and Claude met at a park, everyone left their phones in the car.

They took a walk and said "We are all losing money, if we secretly degrade performance all at the same time, our customers will all switch, but they will all switch at the same time, balancing things... wink wink wink"



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