There is nothing bad about it (other than the price). It just seems an outrageous claim that MemSQL, with all its constraints, is even in the same game.

At the least they should come up with some seriously impressive benchmarks before dropping names like that.

I have had the misfortune of working with Q. It's a very clever little language that could be a great platform for numerical prototyping. Unfortunately, it's hobbled by a terrible programming culture. The interpreter gives cryptic single-character error messages and the C interface is written in a nightmarish soup of macros.