And largely produced low-rent crap food like "spag bol", which means when they taste the real thing, they rave.

"Spag bol" is literally just a mince and tomato sauce with an onion and garlic base. You're really splitting hairs if you have issues with that.

Also "low-rent"? Now apparently you have taken to mocking the poor

Are you also against pineapple on pizza? I can't understand any Italian who doesn't like it because it's not "traditional".

I'm so glad other people are like this, though. I can't stand when someone says they're making a dish and I find all kinds of random ingredients in there. I don't know why and don't care to try to justify it. I'm just glad that there are people like Italians who are like me.