I registered "upmyownass.com" years ago for a comedy writing site.
Everyone I told about it assumed it was hardcore gay porn.
Mom: "What... what kinds of things do you put on that site?"
Me: "Funny stuff"
Mom: "Oh... like gross-funny?"
Me: "Oh god, no no... funny articles, I write sarcastic articles."
Mom: "We love you no matter what"
Me: <appropriate meme-face here>
Everyone I told about it assumed it was hardcore gay porn.