Your page boils down to "I'm great. Someone please give me X, Y, and Z"
Someone amongst the people you know (and the ones they know) has a problem that you can solve with your skillset. Demonstrating a solution (or a compelling plan for a solution) to that person is an excellent way to show how you will add value... and becomes a very compelling argument for hiring you.
Go talk to those people, find out what problems they face, and show how you will help them solve those problems.
Also... "Spoiled"? Presumably you mean that in a dryly amusing way. Unfortunately, it has a fairly strong negative connotation to me. That connotation, coupled with the kind-of begging for a job "It's all about what I want" webpage makes me seriously wonder why I would hire you.
That's just me though, maybe other people would just find it funny.
Someone amongst the people you know (and the ones they know) has a problem that you can solve with your skillset. Demonstrating a solution (or a compelling plan for a solution) to that person is an excellent way to show how you will add value... and becomes a very compelling argument for hiring you.
Go talk to those people, find out what problems they face, and show how you will help them solve those problems.
Also... "Spoiled"? Presumably you mean that in a dryly amusing way. Unfortunately, it has a fairly strong negative connotation to me. That connotation, coupled with the kind-of begging for a job "It's all about what I want" webpage makes me seriously wonder why I would hire you.
That's just me though, maybe other people would just find it funny.