I have visited almost all states in India. And the current status is:
Kerala - c/o Gulf
Tamilnadu - c/o LTTE
Andhra Pradesh - Telangana
Karnataka - c/o Cauvery
Bihar,UP - Their weapons are sophisticated than Indian Army's
Bengal - c/o China.
Seven sister states - Instant death if you are non-Assamese.
Punjab - c/o Khalistan
Kashmir - Kidding?
Rajasthan - They call you 'Paradesi'.
Maharastra - c/o Vidarbha.
UP - Bundelkhand, Poorvanchal etc
Chattisgarh - c/o Maoism
Pakistan and China are trying to help India 'break free' but I am sure they won't succeed.